Showing posts with label Formula Feeding. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Formula Feeding. Show all posts

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

This freaks me out


Am I the only one who thinks this is kinky? Okay I was being polite there, it's very disturbing.
It's supposed to be a strap-on device that holds the baby's bottle with a harness that's made with love for moms who miss the tender nurturing touch and convenience of breastfeeding... or for the ones who can't breastfeed at all.

Will this come with a nursing cover too?  Because I imagine whipping that thing out in public might shock the bejeezus out of bystanders  Seriously people, it looks kinky.  And ummm... convenience?  What's convenient about preparing a bottle, sticking it to a harness then strapping it on to a tit?  I mean, I get the point of your babes missing your boobies when you switch them to the bottle and I also completely understand why adoptive parents would like to give it a shot.   Trust me, coming from a mom who breastfed then switched to bottle feeding, you're better off using this shit with your husband.  If you feel like doing that, go ahead and pre-order yours here. While you're at it, go buy yourself some whips and leather thongs to maximize your bondage experience.  Just so we're clear, I am in no way affiliated to the inventor of this product.  I am just speaking out as a consumer who's amused and baffled by products like this.

Wow, this is just so wrong..  It's actually making me speechless.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Whoever You Are.. Know that I Love You

 It's 3am and I can't sleep. I really really wanna leave this Similac recall issue alone to die but a fellow new mom and friend of mine wanted to know other comparable alternatives to Similac Sensitive and Enfamil Gentlease for her gorgeous little boy.

So I started looking and chanced upon an article regarding Enfamil Restfull (which is pretty much the same as the formula I use for Yuna which is Enfamil AR) and its correlation with SIDS.  Now I'm not gonna post the link to this article, because the last thing I'd like to do is drive more traffic to this author's site which could potentially misinform other people.  Besides, it's a load of crap anyway.

All it is is an attack towards Mead Johnson for producing a formula that helps babies sleep through the night, claiming that babies who tend to be "good, deep sleepers" are predisposed to SIDS (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome).  Now I don't know about y'all but I love me some sleep.. and I do know that infants need a good night's rest in order  to develop their little brains. Yet, to add insult to the injury, she went on and on about how formula is completely devoid of the glyconutrients needed to protect babies from SIDS and blah blah blah.. oh what the heck, let me just post an excerpt from her article :

"All of these SIDS causes are especially true for babies born premature, or those who were induced to birth or electively c-sectioned, rather than triggering labor in their own time (when lungs are fully 'done' and birth hormones kick things into high gear naturally). Babies who trigger labor on their own experience the protective hormones that flood an infant's brain during labor/birth ~ another protective feature against SIDS. Unfortunately, artificial induction, elective c-section, and premature birth (along with formula feeding) is ubiquitous across the United States today. These are major components in why we have the highest rates of infant morbidity and mortality in the entire developed Western world.
Many reliable, valid, peer-reviewed studies show that formula fed babies have DOUBLE to TRIPLE the risk of SIDS due to the above mentioned factors. Formula was designed to be a survival tool for babies who absolutely could not get the human milk they need from any other source. Formula keeps babies alive more often, and for longer, than feeding straight non-human animal milk. However, it is severely lacking from what babies need to optimally grow and maintain their health. The new "RestFull" formula only promises to intensify all of these factors, in turn leading to a higher rate of SIDS.

If you absolutely must formula feed, have baby in the same room as his/her non-smoking mother to sleep and wake to feed baby throughout the night. Babies require night-time parenting for their optimal, normal, health and wellbeing. This consists of parents losing out on full nights worth of sleep. Sometimes for many months on end. It is just part of being the caring, in-tune parent of an infant. If these things do not sound appealing to you...don't have a baby."

 Dumbass, right?? Basically, all she's saying is that if you:
1. Formula Feed
2. Had a premie
3. Had a c-section
4. Had an induced labor

Then you might as well ditch that $200 video monitor and stay up day and night watching over your baby, because God forbid if you so much as blink, your little one might just fall prey to SIDS.

To my dismay, she was successful in gaining the attention of ass kissers who shared the same sentiments and congratulated her for coming up with such a "brilliant" article. I was just about to post a very unpopular response to this until I saw this comment:


by So Over Your Santimonious Crap 3 weeks ago
I can't get over the faulty logic behind an article that first states that the product could not possibly operate as promised, and then bemoans the damage that would be caused if the product were to actually deliver....if it doesn't actually work, then there is no danger, right? I fed my daughter a couple of ounces of this, and I didn't really notice a huge difference. Then again, she's also slept on her tummy from day one with a big fluffy blanket draped over her and her white-noise giraffe, so what do I know about SIDS? I would be interested to find out how many cases of SIDS occurred while the child's parents were genuinely following the suggested guidelines.

On a personal note, I think its hilarious that you all whine about how tired you are because you place your babies on their backs and would NEVER even THINK about feeding your precious little ones something as "dangerous" as rice-starch-enriched baby formula (aren't you martyrs all breast-feeding anyway?) because it "could" increase the risk of your babies dying, yet you all seem to have LOADS of time to stand around thinking up problems that don't really exist, forming committees and action groups, blogging about your "campaigns" to "educate" otherwise adequate and loving parents about the "dangers" of a restful sleep, a full tummy, or laying on your side or belly to sleep, and attacking companies who are attempted to create products to assuage your ever-evolving "needs" as ego-driven parents. You expend so much energy convincing yourselves and the world that you are superior....and why? What good does it cause? This is why every single piece of equipment that I own for my child is covered front to back with warning labels; because well-intentioned people who want to protect children have been replaced with ego-maniacal safety-Nazis with very little grasp on reality (I've been there, I really have, ladies...blah blah blah)....

You have cranky, hateful, worldly kids with diaper rashes, allergies, over-bites, and braces who have never ever eaten a bug, slept outside, ridden something with wheels (without putting on $200 worth of pads and a helmet first, anyway) or stuffed their faces with cake ("Organic, gluten-free, lactose-free, sugar-free, hormone-free, free-range ONLY for MY little Johnny!") You're brats. All of you. You're so utterly frightened at the prospect of just doing the best you can that you feel the need to judge other parents, compare their methods to your own, and then scare the crap out of those of us who are simply having a better time at parenting than you are.

If you're having a hard time or you're scared, then say so. Its ok. I don't actually ENJOY parenting for about 2 hours each day (laundry, and bedtime) so its OK to say that you don't like it. But don't create YET ANOTHER "threat" to the safety and well-being of with this stupid rice-enriched formula, that you have a CHOICE not to buy, just to have something to do. I'm too tired, and my daughter is too happy for me to read one more article about how some brilliant mother has uncovered a marketplace conspiracy to murder our children in their sleep. Do you people realize that over 100,000 children WORLDWIDE actually died of something REAL last night: starvation????

"I would never (__________________) to/for/at/with/without my child"...is the first sign that you're stuck on yourselves and your own perceived parental brilliance. Just hush.


Whoever you are, LET'S HAVE COFFEE, HOMIE!!


Friday, September 24, 2010

Similac with Beetle Juice: Try it, You'll Like it!

Not trying to be a whoreface but... is it just me who thinks that a lot of parents are going overboard with this whole Similac recall deal?

Why is it that thousands of babies suddenly develop diarrhea, vomiting and an aversion towards Similac powdered formula after Abbott announced its voluntary recall? I find this particularly interesting because Abbott stated in a press release that 99.8% of the 5 million cans recalled are not contaminated,  which means that less than 10,000 cans may or may not be contaminated. So, chill.  Besides, doctors assure that this will not pose any harm to your child in any way, shape or form, in the minuscule possibility that you end up with a can of beetle flavored formula.  Chances are, your soon-to-be toddler will most likely be eating bugs in the preschool playground anyway so if anything, this will only help take the edge off.

I am, however, perplexed by the growing number of Lactivists taking it to the streets by actively lobbying for infant formula to be available by prescription only.  What's the fuck's up with that?  Oh, not to mention this infamous tweet yesterday:
"Similac is recalling formula because of BEETLE PARTS! OMG! No bugs in my breast milk, bitches!"

Boy, this bitch is begging for it.  Are you aware that there are millions of moms out there  who would  like to punch your face right now?  Moms who have no other choice but to formula feed, me included? This recall is in no way a reflection of a formula feeding mom's parenting abilities nor should it be means to  judge their feeding choices. I know of someone with herpes who still insisted on breastfeeding her baby, and did I say anything? No. The choice was entirely hers. 

Sure, having beetles and larvae mixed with your bub's formula IS disgusting and if I were a Similac consumer, I'd probably be out there ripping the heads off these idiots too, but  c'mon people, let's not go eat-the-curtains crazy now. As if formula feedings moms (like me) don't get enough flack for choosing to formula feed, now we're subjected to feeling more guilty about feeding our babies contaminated food?  

All I'm getting at is, upsetting as this news is to a lot of parents, there will come a time that no amount of our  personal precaution and protection will prevent things like this from happening.  Time and again, shit hits the roof and we move on.  Who knows?  With all the jacked up stuff scientists study nowadays, they might just discover that beetle juice actually helps in a child's brain development! ;-)
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