Ahhhh.. Nothing like a little Bob Ross and the Joy of Painting to calm my nerves this morning. It's so therapeutic! Didn't you guys ever do that? No? I command you to try it immediately! Just stare it him and his fro, listen to his soothing voice and watch him gently pat and fluff his paintbrushes onto the canvas. A couple of fluffs here and there, and ZOMG it's a fucking mountain! They should seriously play this in anger management sessions. It's better than horse tranquilizer!
Yuna and I watched this together earlier, and I must say, Bob Ross saved the day:
And while Yuna's asleep, watch me turn this $30 Walmart desk into a tres chic lacquer console table.
As always, I actually don't know what I'm doing. But isn't that more fun though? I just got some lacquer spray paint from Home Depot yesterday, for no particular reason, and people who know me can attest that I can't paint for shit, but since I have Bob Ross in my ovaries today, I think.. I really think I can nail this. Then, maybe, I can start a spray painting blog, sell my masterpieces there, and FINALLY make money off you guys.
UPDATE:
Fuck. I ran out of paint halfway through and I am tripping out on paint fumes. I am taking a nap now. Who wants to buy a halfway done table for the bargain price of $30? Feel free to contact me! Pick-up only!
UPDATE:
Fuck. I ran out of paint halfway through and I am tripping out on paint fumes. I am taking a nap now. Who wants to buy a halfway done table for the bargain price of $30? Feel free to contact me! Pick-up only!
12 comments:
I LOVE Bob Ross. An old hippy high dude painting happy trees. Amazing!
Good luck on your project!
He's high? I KNEW IT!! Anyone who talks like that while painting mountains has got to be on something.
Good luck...Bob would recomend inhaling the fumes an enjoying yourself a little.
There's a name I haven't heard in a while!!! I used to love to watch Bob Ross back in the day :)
Bob Ross was my idol! LOL.
I'm so jealous of Yuna passed out. I want a nap. I love your paint job.
Haha, love it.
Hahahaha! "Bob Ross in my ovaries..." :D
Dang that's a talented fro.
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Holy crap you weren't kidding about the table. Any DIY project idea at 4 am in the morning is a bad idea. Poor thing. How's yuna feeling by the way. Hope better.
Yes, there's nothing like Bob Ross! hahaha Love it!
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