Thursday, December 9, 2010

The Joy of Painting and Horse Tranquilizer- It's All the Same to Me!



Ahhhh.. Nothing like a little Bob Ross and the Joy of Painting to calm my nerves this morning.  It's so therapeutic!  Didn't you guys ever do that?  No?  I command you to try it immediately!  Just stare it him and his fro, listen to his soothing voice and watch him gently pat and fluff his paintbrushes onto the canvas.  A couple of  fluffs here and there, and ZOMG it's a fucking mountain! They should seriously play this in anger management sessions.  It's better than horse tranquilizer!

Yuna and I watched this together earlier, and I must say, Bob Ross saved the day:


And while Yuna's asleep, watch me turn this $30 Walmart desk into a tres chic lacquer console table.


As always, I actually don't know what I'm doing.  But isn't that more fun though? I just got some lacquer spray paint from Home Depot yesterday, for no particular reason, and people who know me can attest that I can't paint for shit, but since I have Bob Ross in my ovaries today, I think.. I really think I can nail this.  Then, maybe, I can start a spray painting blog, sell my masterpieces there, and FINALLY make money off you guys.

UPDATE:


Fuck. I ran out of paint halfway through and I am tripping out on paint fumes.  I am taking a nap now. Who wants to buy a halfway done table for the bargain price of $30?  Feel free to contact me! Pick-up only!

12 comments:

Tatted Mom said...

I LOVE Bob Ross. An old hippy high dude painting happy trees. Amazing!

Good luck on your project!

Tina@ www.theteethingmom.com said...

He's high? I KNEW IT!! Anyone who talks like that while painting mountains has got to be on something.

Klove said...

Good luck...Bob would recomend inhaling the fumes an enjoying yourself a little.

Mrs. O said...

There's a name I haven't heard in a while!!! I used to love to watch Bob Ross back in the day :)

kitten said...

Bob Ross was my idol! LOL.

Ashley said...

I'm so jealous of Yuna passed out. I want a nap. I love your paint job.

Bevin @ allisbright.net said...

Haha, love it.

Laura said...

Hahahaha! "Bob Ross in my ovaries..." :D

Jaclyn said...

Dang that's a talented fro.

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CurvyEveryday said...

Holy crap you weren't kidding about the table. Any DIY project idea at 4 am in the morning is a bad idea. Poor thing. How's yuna feeling by the way. Hope better.

Sweepstaker said...

Yes, there's nothing like Bob Ross! hahaha Love it!

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