Friday, October 15, 2010

I am Suspended from Top Mommy Blogs

So to all the haters out there who couldn't believe I could make it to number 3 in such a rapid amount of time.  You got what you wanted, you've pulled somebody down just so you could reclaim your spot.  Are you happy now?

My account was suspended today due to the protest of a lot of members raising their concerns over my ranking.  True, I have no page ranking in Google.  It's also true that my following is limited due to the newness of my blog.. but I can't deny the fact that I have my entire network of friends, family and unknown readers (to Mr./Ms. Luxembourg, thank you for voting everyday, though I have yet to know who you are) who religiously vote for me, day and night just so my blog can rightfully earn that spot.

I guess a lot find it hard to accept that my blog is actually the number 1 blog out there that's completely devoid of coupons, deals and giveaways.  How hard is it to accept that maybe, just maybe, people actually like reading what I write?

Here's just one favor from all of you guys, keep on voting.  My account might be suspended for now, but I'm determined to come back in full force.  If you think my account was unjustly suspended, please send a quick email of protest through my contact link here:  and I will forward it to the admins of Top Mommy Blogs. Upsetting as this is, I must move on and keep on blogging.  Keep on voting friends, soon enough,  they'll come to see that the bitch is back for good.

**This just in: Word is, my account will be reinstated sooner than I thought.  Will be back on the charts in two weeks!  Did you read that haters?? Two fucking weeks.  Go shove the top spots up your asses for now.

24 comments:

jillsmo said...

Fuck that!!! Maybe you should pretend to be a coupon whore or something, then you can get back up to the top. Why the fuck would somebody protest this???? I'm writin' a damn letter, dammit!

Tina@ www.theteethingmom.com said...

Those whores better watch out, I'm only spending one month in detention and my votes will not be reset. They can go savor the spot for a month if that's the only way they can get some orgasmic pleasure, because I'm pretty sure they're not getting any. fucking bitches.

Tina@ www.theteethingmom.com said...

Mama Mandolin: According to the TMB admin I'm in contact with it looks like she had a pretty high number of people voicing concern and confusion over how fast my blog was climbing to the #3 spot... especially because of how new it is and doesn't appear to have a huge following to support it.

Don't they know I've threatened murder to my own family just so they'd harass everyone in their network to vote?

jillsmo said...

I find it hard to believe that a high number of people would actually "voice concern." They're just jealous that you did this all without a single fucking coupon! (I am, too, actually, but I'm also benefiting from your celebrity with referrals, so.... hee hee....!)

So, if I fill out that email form dealie, where does it end up?

Tina@ www.theteethingmom.com said...

Jill: It goes straight to my email, which I will forward to Karen. I don't want to stress her out with my own shit so I'll be copy pasting the emails to her periodically just so she's aware. Good thing Im going to Vegas tomorrow to forget about this thing. If I hit the jackpot, you'll be remembered my dear. For the meantime, I'll be clicking on your badge 100 times.

jillsmo said...

I messaged her on Twitter.

You're going to Vegas??!?!? What's the occasion?

Tina@ www.theteethingmom.com said...

My birthday mofo!! Well it's not til the 22nd but it's the only weekend Yuna can look after my sister so she prefers for us to go this week. I'll be living it up there for 3 days like a college chick on Girls Gone Wild. Don't worry, I will send you a video of me ripping my clothes off in a bar. Perfect for the kids on Halloween.

jillsmo said...

OMG I'm so jealous. Who are you going with? SO JEALOUS!!!

I don't want to know how old you are, though, I bet you're at LEAST 10 years younger than me. sob

Ashley said...

WTF?! Glad you are coming back strong in 2 weeks! Have fun in Vegas, I'm crazy crazy jealous. Happy b-day too!

kitten said...

Have fun in Vegas!

Maybe the haters only have a few friends in facebook compared to your millions? hehe.

Mica said...

OK LANG SILA??? AMPUT...A..

Sorry.. I'm happy that this further proves how effective you are as a blogger. To be able to generate this much fire... I LOVE IT. Come back and kick them in the blog balls.

Tina@ www.theteethingmom.com said...

Jill: Will be with Yuna's sperm donor and 3 other childless friends. Okay Im not gonna tell you how old I am but I can assure you that college for me was at least a decade ago. How's that? So you might just be underestimating my age and overestimating yours. Our gap may be closer than you think ;)

Ashley: Thank you!! And yes, WTF. These people might want to learn how to explore other facets of life that exist beyond blogging.

Kitten: I am chatting with you right now but THANK YOU. You know what I mean.

Mica: Where are those located? Those blog balls? Because I seriously wanna hit them there.

Anonymous said...

Just playing devil's advocate...you have 43 followers, fifty-something fb "Likes", and hardly anyone comments on your posts, yet you receive who knows how many votes a day? Then you state that you're voted high because people love what you write? It's suspicious. And to get so defensive and start calling names because someone calls you out on it only hurts your case.

And only five people defended you? Just weird. Not saying you couldn't have done it. Maybe you did. But you can't be shocked that people have protested because they don't believe you.

jillsmo said...

How do those coupon non blogs do it, anyway?

Tina@ www.theteethingmom.com said...

Hi Anonymous,

You know what? I agree with you 100%. Your suspicions are valid. It does seem odd to have that much votes over a short period of time, but here's the thing: I shamelessly campaigned among my network of 800+ facebook friends and I have full support from my family, friends and THEIR network of friends. It's quite embarrassing, really, how I have to haplessly market myself just to get votes. But if that's the way I can get people to read what I have to say, then so be it. I will continue to do so. I cannot rely on my "followers" alone because you're right, my blog IS new.. I have yet to build my following, because yes, my blog is barely two months old after all.

I am aggressive, because for once in my life, I am doing something I absolutely LOVE, and I would like to generate as much interest to my blog just as much as you probably do to yours. Being #3 on TMB's roster allowed me to generate interest from people like you and maybe hundreds of other people I don't even know.

Did you not just click on my blog to leave a comment here? Did you not check again 26 minutes after from your Rockville, South Carolina network? Did you not?

I'm glad you did, because it just proves to show that TMB is a good and effective platform. I reacted the way I reacted because plain and simple, it was very upsetting. I am TRULY passionate about this and to have something like this taken away from me because of "protests" is not only unfair, it's also a poor reflection of a twisted crab mentality. This is upsetting, because mothers should be supportive of each other instead of wasting time putting rookies, such as myself, down.

Again, I completely understand your point, and I am in no way holding this against you. In the same light, take time to understand where I'm coming from.

You may have shined before, but please, allow people like me to shine on their own too.

mades said...
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mades said...

Omaygah. Tina. Controversy. You are like the TMZ of Top Mommy Blog. Those coupon loving mean mommys better CHECK IT. LOL Hataaahs!

Charlotte Garces said...

You're going to be back with vengeance!! Who knows, you might be no.1 in time. I get annoyed when some people pull you down like that. I mean, we are mommies and share the same passion. Can't we just support each other? I'm just thankful that you supported me and my blog and give out comments because really, sometimes I'm hungry for comments. You are one great blogger and you also support other new bloggers like me as well. Keep it up Tina!!

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